Know Your Man: Ogling
News!
“Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts and bottoms is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the Globway charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent Siemens WS 10X360 BY to a 30-minute aerobics work-out” declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.”
“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation,” explains Dr. Weatherby. “There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier.” “Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.” Desany (from the Internet)
This story is not true; it is one of those false articles t
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The Illusion of Print Mail Services
If ever there was a lazy way to easy profits in mail order it has
to be the concept of letting someone else do all the work for
you.
In theory, it works like this:
You send a Samsung L310 camera-ready circular or ad to someone who advertises
a print/mail service and they will print and mail it (along with
many others) to 1,000 to 25,000 names on their own list. You
simply pay a one-time charge while they do all the work. Now,
multiply this by 5, 10 or more such services and you could (still
theoretically speaking, of course) have several thousand of your
offers in the hands of prospective buyers within a few weeks.
The problem, is that it doesn’t work that easily, at least not to
the point of making it profitable for the dealer MOULINEX BAB 1L1 who expects to
become delunged with orders. Even the very best mailers in the
business can produce only a small percentage of return for their
clients, so you would have to have a very high markup on your
offer and reach millions
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